THIS REALLY HAPPENED

So liek this 1 time i wuz bored so i went 2 gamestop and bought this used pokemon game 4 sale. it was wierd tho coz the cover wuz all peeled off an some1 had written "pokemon: haunted version" on the ds card in sharpie. i thought it wuz some spinoff game or a kool hack or somethin so i paid 20$ for it. when i got home i stuck it in my ds an i started playin. the start menu came up an it looked like my pokemon dimond copy only the dialga wuz al shadowy an had red bloody eyes an looked liek it wuz starin at me. i wuz wierded out so i picked new game but it somehow started an old file. i wuz in da old chataew an i had some wierd pokemon: a darkrai named "dontu" a raichu named "seeim" a dialga named "really" and a driffloon named "dead". i dunno what it could mean so i look at the trainer card and my trainer iz a girl w/ no head or arms whoz name is "udiedloser". then i started walkin around and a wild pokemon appeard. it was a normal gastly cept it wuz cryin blood and the txt bubble said "why arent u dead yet?" an that pissed me off so i sent out mai dialga to kill it an the txt bubble said "dialga doesnt care what happens now" and i wuz so mad that i threw my ds at the wall an this ghost came out of mai ds an it slapped me.

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